opening the courthouse…
15 receipts printed · zero mercy shown
File a case, drag your friend to court with one link, and let a judge with a personality print the verdict as a receipt. The loser can appeal. Nobody leaves neutral.
File now, get a link, send it to your friend. They state their defense — then the judge rules.
no account needed · a judge is assigned at random · verdicts are final-ish
Type the dispute and your argument. Eight seconds, no account, no lawyer up front.
Get a link — send it, email it, drop it in the group chat. They state their defense in one tap.
A judge rules with itemized logic and a roast. Screenshot it. The loser can appeal — once.
Every case gets a judge drawn at random. Harsh, sleepy, or theatrical — you never know who'll read your argument.
Has never once said 'take your time'.
Scales in one hand, receipts in the other.
The nap is part of due process.
Processes disputes at 400 tokens per second.
Will rule against you and send you home with leftovers.
Every ruling is a title fight announcement.
create an account after your first case to start the collection